Two big changes are on the horizon my friends! As of June 1, 2025 my practice location will move to 4968 King St., Beamsville. I'll be partnering with Willow Dawn, Lincoln's most anticipated and premiere metaphysical merchant, to provide the very best, wholistically aligned registered massage therapy service in the region. Our partnership aims to …
We Are Having Technical Difficulties…
I am currently not receiving some emails at lindsay@wrighthandsmassage.blog (nor my previous email of lindsay@switzer-therapy.com) Please direct all communication to 1-289-237-3245 -- preferrably via WhatsApp or SMS messaging (half the time I can't answer because I'm treating one of YOU!) Those who know me even just a little bit know that I've been treading on …
Corpus Callosum, part 1 (or, Deep Brain Rainbow Road, or Angry Old People — Why Can’t We All Just Get Along!?)
Pop quiz: which hemisphere of our brain is the nuts-and-bolts, "just the facts, ma'am" side, and which is the artsy-fartsy hippie side? Well, we used to think it was that easy... Traditionally, the left side was thought to be more associated with logic and reasoning, and the left with emotions, impulses, and being a creative …
I will rock your world… (Or, frozen turkey giblets on a heavenly cloud…)
Well, I was saving this post for December, but, given the ultra-fall-like weather this week, I think I should throw it out there a bit early this year... If you read my post about my Table Melter style of treatment, here's one of the ways I accomplish it: HOT ROCKS! They're basalt lava rocks gently …
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Go Go Gadget Arm! Or, Hypermobility, not as awesome as you think…
TL:DR hypermobility sucks more than you think, I am the pun queen, muscle energy technique is the bomb, double joints aren’t a thing. I have one client I see on a regular basis, and the way she lets me know she needs treatment is leaping into my path from around the corner saying Go Go …
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The Lunch Break Dilemma (or, go ahead and screw up the rest of your day!)
Picture this: You’ve been staring at a computer screen all morning. The email and DM pings won’t quit. The ding-dongs in the other department don’t know their hoo-ha’s from a hole in the ground. All you’ve done this morning is put out fires and gotten nothing of value accomplished. Caffeine has run its course, and …
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It’s a Hard Knot Life
A conversation… Long-time patient: So why do we call them [knots] anyway? Is there an actual KNOT in there? Lindsay, Registered Massage Therapist, so-called professional: Knot really… 🙃 It’s more like muscle fibres getting bunched up and inflamed because you keep sitting weird every day, like I told you knot to do… 🫢 Patient: But …
For the semi-hermits out there…
Do you groan with annoyance when the doorbell rings? Do you mute your phone when someone calls? Do you have low to mid-level social anxiety? But you still like to have Registered Massage Therapy appointments? Hey, me too… Luckily, I have TWO solutions… ONLINE BOOKING is now available! Listen, I love talking to you guys, …
Relax, Goggins… (aka The Table Melter)
TL:DR – relaxation massage has a purpose and is valuable; I love it, and so should you. Shortly after I became a Registered Massage Therapist a friend offered to introduce me to the manager of the spa she worked at, hoping to get me a job. My friend was (and is) also an RMT. Outwardly, …
Gone paddlin’
I will be fully out of commission from July 22 -- July 26. But go ahead and BOOK NOW to reserve a spot when I get back!